This week’s tweets – 2009-11-13
- Friends, what is the secret of drying trousers on a radiator so that the waistband and back pockets dry, not just the legs? It eludes me! #
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This week’s tweets – 2009-11-06
- If your initials are LW and you went to White Mischief's Halloween show last night but left a brown fur coat please contact me. #
- Venue load out completed, now must try and sleep longer than two hours total for the first time since Weds! #
- Packing up White Mischief…cloakroom alert one one brown fur jacket (initials SLW) still here … #
- The Feast at Blue Beard's Castle http://twitpic.com/nlsib #
This week’s tweets – 2009-10-30
- Tonight's the night, Mischief Makers! Prepare to enter Le Chateau de Barbe Bleue! #
- If you ordered places for White Mischief's Halloween party you were sent address and details on Mon morning. Contact me if not received. #
- "Thanks for your patience. Your call is important to us". Though not enough to justify employing another hundred call centre staff. #
- Today I was on a schizophrenic number 149 bendy bus whose voice announcements encouraged passengers to make room by using the upper deck. #
- Lots of hard work ahead of us to bring Le Chateau de Barbe-Bleue to life this week… #
- Current contents of White Mischief storage chamber: sword, scythe, two costumes cauldron, burlap sack, organic veg…what could we be up to? #
- According to The Sun today, Twitter is a steaming cesspool of paedophilia. I wonder if paedos prefer 13 characters or even 6 instead of 140. #
- Yes I abhor the guy, but if you're going to be slated by the press, something dramatic like this is fun: http://twitpic.com/mlfst #
This week’s tweets – 2009-10-23
- Hackney Council has an evening patrol called the Joint Enforcement Development Initiative, or JEDI Nights for short. I am not joking. #
- A pleasure bumping into Mischief Makers at Prangsta…don't forget 30% discount quoting White Mischief http://twitpic.com/mdm3z #
- Got video recording experience? Want to film our Halloween party, Oct 30? There's a fee plus free entrance for a friend. WhiteMischief.info #
- Now that White Mischief's Halloween party is close to selling out, we invite you to plan your fabulous dressup outfits: http://bit.ly/neOYA #
- Clockwork Quartet were excellent, though there were thirteen of them, including one whose job appeared to br being a steampunk Bez… #
- At Clockwork Quartet…they have a shoe shine boy, girls with chocolate trays and a signature Steamdrone http://twitpic.com/lrk2j #
- Two weeks until Blue Beard's new wife throws a fabulous party at his 17th century Chateau – nearly 90% of places gone: http://bit.ly/1LXKA #
This week’s tweets – 2009-10-16
- A band has strung dozens of envelopes containing discount flyers to lampposts around the venue. http://twitpic.com/liu5z #
- Walking back from a meeting, I arrived home only to realise that I don't live here anymore. I moved six months ago. It's another 30 mins. #
- I also heard that #Trafigura steal into kids' bedrooms at night, pull down their pyjamas and pour Jesus Juice all over their bellies. #
- I can say anything I like with the tag #Trafigura – eg that they dumped Marmite and blancmange onto the Strand then trampled kids into it. #
- Described as "the song that inspired the film", the release of #ThisIsIt http://bit.ly/buXNf was more inspired by the desire to rake in cash #
- Requesting an invite for Tweetboard Alpha (http://tweetboard.com) by @140ware, for my site: http://www.WhiteMischief.info #
- Philosophers think for a living, so that the rest of us don't need to bother thinking. #
- 05.25, phone rings. It's my brother . Some emergency, right? No. He's calling to tell me Stephen Gately is dead. That's not 5am wakeup news. #
- Apparently dressing like Midge Ure in Ultravox's 'Vienna' video is now very much 'on trend'. #
- On way to birthday party for @mccandelish – have bumped into @rhodri – we're all late but Rhodri thinks it started at 7.30 and I think 7. #
- Missoni new collection inspired by Burning Man http://bit.ly/3aylhj #
This week’s tweets – 2009-10-09
- Cinnalingus is finally possible thanks to the fabulous feminine hygiene invention that is vaginal candy: http://bit.ly/10Y17H #
- All the low and mid price places for our Halloween party on Oct 30 have sold out so we're onto the last batch now… it'll be spooktacular. #
- I want this for Christmas: http://twitpic.com/kli01 #
- If you want to book the White Mischief / Whoopee Halloween party for £35, do it today as there are only a few places left…rest will be £40 #
- Is this as delicious as my brother claims? Should I put it in the fridge first? http://twitpic.com/kidue #
- One more time: What would be your ideal White Mischief line-up? Rules: you're not allowed to name yourself as one of the acts! #
- On way to meet with poss collaborators, received SMS saying they were in La Perla. Wearing lingerie? Meeting in a bra shop? No, Mexican bar. #
- Question to you: What would be your dream White Mischief line-up? Note: they have to be ALIVE. (I'm still working on Michael Jackson). #
- Warning to anyone wanting to book for White Mischief and Whoopee Halloween, we're 70% sold so the £35 places will go in the next 1-2 weeks #
- Can you all please stop with this "fail" nonsense. It's getting embarrassing. #
- This pretty much sums up the state of book publishing today (Waterstones, Oxford St, London)… http://twitpic.com/jyl87 #
- Posh 60 something on bus boasting about her free travel. Why do we give this to those who can afford it? They didn't even fight in the war! #
- Coroner's report suggests Jacko did have vitiligo, though doesn't explain why he made himself up white not black. http://bit.ly/zdJgI #
This week’s tweets – 2009-10-02
- I think it must be payday…there's been a run on bookings for the White Mischief vs Whoopee Halloween party on Oct 30. #
- Steve Wright has just played the Tough Love single Stress on BBC Radio 2 -help us by writing to say you loved it! http://bit.ly/6zYZT #
- Brilliant – the AP has published one of its own internal email discussions to the newswire as a story by accident! http://bit.ly/1uQgjh #
- Police wearing stockings: "One of the most bizarre prosecutions mounted in a British Court" http://tinyurl.com/yahlyzs (via @spacehijackers) #
- First time I meet my neighbours it's because of the loud illegal rave keeping us awake. Why don't illegal raves play Satie or Brahms? #
This week’s tweets – 2009-09-25
- University vice-chancellor describes attractive female students as "a perk of the job": http://bit.ly/1rHinJ #
- http://bit.ly/ycyB – Guardian's fave LRB personals – though I prefer "Ordinary woman seeks ordinary man for the usual" http://bit.ly/8cuPn #
- The very talented @sydneypadua drew this terrific cartoon of The Correspondents at the last White Mischief: http://bit.ly/1qpl3R #
- For all our hungry vegetarian friends: http://bit.ly/3M1rYt #
- Number of people in Post Office queue: 24. Number of service windows: 12. Number of staff at open windows: 3. #
- Glad the Daily Mail is back on form: http://twitpic.com/ikqa8 #
- Best so far: Wonder Zoos and that Rotten Menagerie, from the Blast book. #
- About to find out whether it's possible to curate a retrospective on Futurism. #
- On way back from "fash" parties, my first in years. @palomafaith a soothing oasis of discernable talent amidst the haze of irony and orange. #
- The Paradox Club closes its temporal portal once more…numerous time crystals (and voices) have been lost amidst the raucous singalongs… #
- To those who asked about tonight's Paradox Club offer, yes it is £5 but only if booked before 5.30pm from Ticketweb.co.UK with code p001 #
- The Time Crystals at tonight's Paradox Club have been identified as Higgs-Bosunite. Tastes great with a Large Hadron Colada… #
This week’s tweets – 2009-09-18
- Exhausted! Lots of work to do tidying up after Bestival…this Friday night The Paradox Club returns… #
This week’s tweets – 2009-09-18
- Exhausted! Lots of work to do tidying up after Bestival…this Friday night The Paradox Club returns… #
