This week’s tweets – 2010-09-03

• To all performers / dressup fanatics: I am looking for a few dressed-up people for a Halloween themed photoshoot this Sat day. Message me! #
• So who is at the Notting Hill Carnival today? http://yfrog.com/jt3cgyj #
• These photos represent the very definition of progress. http://yfrog.com/mol7ej http://yfrog.com/bfc7evbj #
• Angus Steakhouse has been rebranded as a gastropub! http://yfrog.com/n4sllfj #
• Bethnal Green Sorting Office, 11.31am. Hipster girls with canvas bags lock up city bikes. What awaits them at the parcel pickup desk? #
• Is @Rhapsody down? For the first time in many years, I can't play tracks on it. Very sad. #

This week’s tweets – 2010-08-27

• Just listening to @DavidGArnold on the movie podcast. I'd certainly sing along to the middle eight from Stargate, given the chance. #
• I feel perfectly happy taking a toilet break halfway through Scott Pilgrim. It's looking pretty unlikely I'll miss anything earth shattering #
• Absurdly low Halloween tickets: seven days left before they're spirited away – http://eepurl.com/UbyY #
• Fascinating opinion piece on facial hair on women in Guardian. First few reader comments must be seen to be believed. http://bit.ly/9qL91u #

This week’s tweets – 2010-08-20

• Ancient hunter-gatherers were polyamorous, the women autonomous and sexually confident, according to new book: http://fb.me/xTNl9OG4 #
• Reverse psychology is someone paying you to make you feel bad. #
• I don't get why Facebook can't yet make it possible to tag my thoughts, my eating habits and what side I dress on: http://bit.ly/dfsehD #
• Time traveller alert: a man next to me on this train has just asked the guard where the smoking carriage is. #
• Today's the day for pictures of slim blonde twin sisters jumping in the air, A-Level results in hand: http://sexyalevels.tumblr.com/ #
• "Miserable women with the glazed expression of porn stars" – Lola proves there's no such thing as bad publicity. http://yfrog.com/bgoajgj #
• I've just been reminded how awful Ocean Colour Scene were. Through the medium of sound. #
• I hate restaurants or bars where the staff are five or six times better looking than the clientele. It should be illegal not to hire uglies. #
• If you're at Edinburgh check out @virtually_real – five stars. Thought provoking. Sell out, book ahead. #
• “@Anthonygdli: RT @gigsniffer

  two Wire gigs at the tiny yet great Lexington, Islington, Nov 8&9 http://ht.ly/2rkkk” @rhodri #

• Proud to announce my Halloween party – WHITE MISCHIEF "The Haunted Ballroom" – with absurdly low price if you book now: http://bit.ly/bCqxFb #
• White Mischief fans in Brighton: we're starting a mini monthly club at a beautiful Brighton venue from November. http://bit.ly/cdsQB8 #
• My Twifficiency score is 36%. Whats yours? http://twifficiency.com/ #
• Favourite Edinburgh act today @tombinns as Ian D Montfort …the spoof clairvoyant who is *actually* psychic. The lovely @maaaud was tech. #
• Just saw @MatRicardo at the 3 Sisters, Edinburgh Festival. Not surprised it's a 5* rated show. Passionate, astounding…GO SEE IT. #
• Food bloggers carry out an unfulfilled ironic dream of mine: going to an Angus Steak House. http://bit.ly/ciXXVC @polposoho is mentioned! #
• On the train to the Edinburgh Festival. Rarely have I seen so many arty hairy laptoppy people on one mode of conveyance. #
• Anyone have an idea as to what these are? A blue and a red block suspended from a tree saying "Fame" and "High" http://yfrog.com/myg7kuj #
• Thank you to everyone (especially on Facebook) who has wished me happy birthday. #
• Woman Begins To Regret Dating Someone Spontaneous http://goo.gl/xVVf #

This week’s tweets – 2010-08-13

• Narcissistic London Twitter users, go here http://bit.ly/bqYcvd to have your tiny headshot taken. Price: £10. #
• For my steampunk friends: http://bit.ly/95MIcJ #
• OK Cupid does it again: iPhone users have more sexual partners than Android fans. FACT. http://is.gd/ebIo0 #
• To my kinky friends: don't do this. http://snurl.com/10ght1 #
• On a train. An announcement has been made that the snack trolley is coming round, except they call it an "at-seat catering service". #
• Listening to the original demo version of "Nature's Hated" by Tim and @Dickon_Edwards of Orlando. Bloody marvellous. #
• Dubstep remix of the entire Jeff Wayne War of the worlds album http://bit.ly/BhDiT #
• Much as I object to the UK's continued involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan, I can't help but be humbled by this: http://bit.ly/bshDBz #

This week’s tweets – 2010-08-06

• The new Burlesque movie with Christina Aguilera. I can only hope that it's as monumentally dire as "Showgirls": http://bit.ly/ded9Ec #
• Calling all unemployed people: I have some work for you, please spread the word! See http://bit.ly/dDbUab (FB note) for more details. #
• People look very silly riding those new blue London public bikes. Is that deliberate? Could they not have made the bikes sleek and pretty? #
• The Sat Oct 30th White Mischief will be announced formally soon…the fabulous Nina Conti has just agreed to appear! #
• http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-10820168 Whoops! White Mischief fans will remember this place. Our Oct 30 party is at Scala.,, #

This week’s tweets – 2010-07-30

• Regret is asking an old lady if she'd like to take my seat on a packed bus, her agreeing… and me realising that she isn't old after all. #
• Just saw Toy Story 3. Spent at least a quarter of the running time weeping uncontrollably. Feel like I have post traumatic stress disorder. #
• “@emailbot: @white_mischief Security Warning: you just publicly posted an email address for spammers to collect.” Whoops so I did. @rhodri #

This week’s tweets – 2010-07-23

• http://rentafriend.com/unitedkingdom/ – at long last. How much would you pay for my friendship? Or would I have to pay you? #
• “@DavidGArnold: @Palomafaith Ive been in a room with Michael Nyman too” I think @McAlmonttweets / @davidmccalmont has too. Not me though. #
• Why must National Rail staff call the food carriage a "buffy"? Why can't they pronounce it correctly, ie boo-fay? #
• OK Cupid does it again: online daters are 2 inches shorter than they claim, 20% poorer and 80% less bisexual! #

This week’s tweets – 2010-07-16

• http://open.spotify.com/user/whitemischief/playlist/6ZQB17qbY8jN5erU8Cd3L4 #

This week’s tweets – 2010-07-09

• “@vixenette: In Back To The Future, when Doc set the clock for 25 years into the future, that day was today!!! Loves it.” (from yesterday) #

This week’s tweets – 2010-07-02

• Londoners: stop complaining about how hot it is. I don't remember any of you tweeting last week to say "thank goodness it's cold and rainy" #

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