This week’s tweets – 2010-03-12

• The East Room in Shireditch has (allegedly) burned to the ground. Shame…of the many wanky clubs I've wished to see razed, it wasn't one. #
• Check out the outlandish Hodman and Sally, arriving from Oblivia for our party March 27: http://j.mp/9oH2qO (video) – best walkabout ever! #
• RIP Corey Haim http://bit.ly/bDfBJR – anyone remember when he tried to sell his teeth on eBay? http://bit.ly/9QmRCC #
• Couple allegedly allow real child to starve while absent at webcafe nurturing virtual child http://bit.ly/cOphKg #
• You absolutely must watch this insane Bea Arthur and Rock Hudson clip http://bit.ly/lWpik (thanks to Dusty & Tricity) #
• We've just announced a whole heap of steampunk craftspeople / traders selling amazing stuff at our March 27 "Great Exhibition" party… #
• In trendy East London cafe. I didn't realise that women were still doing that tiny dog thing. #

This week’s tweets – 2010-03-12

• The East Room in Shireditch has (allegedly) burned to the ground. Shame…of the many wanky clubs I've wished to see razed, it wasn't one. #
• Check out the outlandish Hodman and Sally, arriving from Oblivia for our party March 27: http://j.mp/9oH2qO (video) – best walkabout ever! #
• RIP Corey Haim http://bit.ly/bDfBJR – anyone remember when he tried to sell his teeth on eBay? http://bit.ly/9QmRCC #
• Couple allegedly allow real child to starve while absent at webcafe nurturing virtual child http://bit.ly/cOphKg #
• You absolutely must watch this insane Bea Arthur and Rock Hudson clip http://bit.ly/lWpik (thanks to Dusty & Tricity) #
• We've just announced a whole heap of steampunk craftspeople / traders selling amazing stuff at our March 27 "Great Exhibition" party… #
• In trendy East London cafe. I didn't realise that women were still doing that tiny dog thing. #

This week’s tweets – 2010-03-05

• Headline of the week: Vatican chorister sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for papal gentleman-in-waiting http://bit.ly/dae6xN #
• http://blippy.com/ is a site that uploads your credit card purchases to the web for your mates to read. Some people have too much privacy. #
• Flash offer: if you want to see @tricityvogue and her jazz stylings on Sunday at Pizza In The Park for just £12 please contact her or me. #
• All I want for Christmas is 600 followers. I'm within 14 people of having 600…can you help? Please retweet. #
• If only all those people who are petitioning to save 6Music actually *listened* to 6Music… #
• Yes, strange old man on bus. Please do test out all your monophonic ringtones. That one's nice. And that one. Now JUST CHOOSE ONE damnit! #
• Culture jamming in London: "Suck My Goldman Sachs" beneath a picture of… (check photo link) http://twitpic.com/16ci8h #
• Isn't it nauseating reading those updates from people saying how hard they're working? No you're not: you're on Twitter all bloody day. #
• Hoodie next to me on bus playing hip hop loudly on speakerphone. I am responding by playing Radio 4's "Thinking Allowed" podcast full blast. #
• I just noticed that my number of followers has increased by about 40 in a few days. Who are you? Introduce yourselves, damnit! #
• Party people: did you SHORTBUS? If so check out my pals from San Fran http://j.mp/9BqeaP / @kinkysalonuk – Sat 13 party over 75% sold out. #
• Wouldn't it be great if there was a bus that could be directed to any destination? Hop on, tell them where you'd like to go, pay at end. #
• For the last week I woke every day with "Umbrella" in my head. Today: "Merry Christmas Santa Claus" by Max Headroom. http://j.mp/9ex7X3 #
• Switch your computer off and come to the White Mischief Revue at Proud Cabaret…six brilliant acts inc Marawa from La Clique + DJs, piano #
• McDonalds's strawberry milkshakes are delicious. Not sure how I know that as the machines are always broken. Good thing really. #

This week’s tweets – 2010-02-26

• Due to cancellations, a few more dinner seats have gone back on sale for tomorrow night's White Mischief Revue feat. Marawa from La Clique! #
• If there's one thing worse than a backseat driver it's a passenger on a rail replacement service shouting directions at the bus driver… #
• There's one pair of free tickets left for Friday's White Mischief Revue with Marawa the Amazing (see http://j.mp/bzdSe8 ) – RT this to win! #
• Congrats @gracieflower @leaflitter88 @gavia1 who each win a pair of tix for RTing that Marawa from La Clique is at White Mischief Revue, Fri #
• 2 free tix each for the first four who RT: Marawa The Amazing (from LA CLIQUE and all those tube ads at our Revue, Fri http://j.mp/bzdSe8 #
• Unnecessary iPhone apps part one: 'Tesco Finder' and 'Find The Nearest Starbucks'. Find a Post Office, however.. http://twitpic.com/14xtzd #
• [White Mischief list] La Clique's Marawa The Amazing this Friday, next month's Third Birthday Extravaganza – http://eepurl.com/iuQd #
• The 19 Craziest Craigslist Ads Ever: http://bit.ly/2VZW76 #
• Thanks @doctorow @boingboing for saying that our steampunk variety night (coming on March 27) is your social highlight! http://bit.ly/b02uvy #
• "Imagine This" was a musical about the Holocaust. Twitter, suggest some inappropriate musical subjects for me! How about: "Hiroshima!" #
• The Tall Guy has a musical of "The Elephant Man" (which was later turned into a real musical.) The Producers has "Springtime For Hitler". #
• A thespy friend introduced me to Anna Karenina The Musical – including songs called "This Can't Go On" and even "How Awful!". #
• Thanks for tipping me over the edge of 500 chums! On to the next 500. Now: which is better, Anna Karenina or Legally Blonde: The Musical? #
• La Clique's ace MARAWA the AMAZING, whose face you have seen all over London buses and tubes, performs the White Mischief Revue this Fri! #
• Damn you Twitter, I've been stuck on 499 followers for 24 hours. Who's going to make my day and become @white_mischief 's lucky 500th pal? #
• A comforting thought to the diminutive among us: humans may have evolved from very tiny hobbit-like creatures: http://bit.ly/bAFRZj #
• Today would have been Tony Wilson's 60th birthday. http://godisamanc.wordpress.com/2010/02/07/saint-anthony-a-poem-for-tony-wilson/ #
• If you own a pushchair with wheels big enough to careen down an all terrain BMX track, don't act surprised when it can't fit in a bus aisle. #
• "Does anyone on this bus speak Portugese?" "I do" came voice from back. Good thing too: P'gese girls wanted Hyde Park, we were in Islington. #
• C4 news: "@krishgm tackles Gordon Brown on his character issues his anger and whether he's ever thrown anything." Quality journalism, eh? #
• Does the bird whistling man at Camden Lock turn a profit or is he just indulging some weird perversion? He's scary. http://twitvid.com/2278D #
• I'm bored with #EastEnders and glad I don't have a TV. Off to see A Single Man. A death/suicide movie should really cheer me up. #
• Dmm dmm da da da da da da! George Lamb's voice isn't really cockney. #EastEnders #
• Don't men look dreadful in those rented wedding suits? #EastEnders #
• That bit was NOT live. #EastEnders #
• The sound effects person is really earning their wage tonight… #EastEnders #
• The classic 'confrontation in Albert Sq' moment #EastEnders #
• This is exactly why we use DVDs. Ian, two pencils should be enough to spool your VHS back. #EastEnders #
• Ian's video clearly been handed to him by someone in The Ring #EastEnders #
• Can you imagine how much the black cab fare from Walford to St Pancras would cost? #EastEnders #
• Walford East station. Now when are they going to finish adding that to the East London Line extension? #
• How come so much happens in a few minutes on #EastEnders Live when live news channels frequently beam hours of waiting-around nothingness ? #
• Is Albert Sq in #EastEnders actually like the town in The Truman Show? If things really go wrong can the BBC flip to a prerecorded reel? #
• If drama is life with all the boring bits taken out, what is this live episode of #EastEnders ? #
• Is #EastEnders a bit like 24? Shouldn't there be a digital clock ticking down the seconds? #
• How can all the people in #EastEnders get to a party all dressed up by 8pm on a Friday night? Don't any of them have jobs 'up West'? #
• #EastEnders live? I'm just amazed Dot Cotton is still a-live. #
• Could anyone sum up the past 15 years of #EastEnders in 140 characters so that I have a clue what's going on during this show? #
• Our Twitter account, @white_mischief, has almost 500 followers. Anyone care to bump it up to a round number? #
• http://j.mp/9OTt8U @jameskingmovies – sorry but it's Kermode's turn! As for @charltonbrooker tell me it's not true. Games 2010 though… #
• I know it should be depressing, and maybe I'm just hungry, but doesn't a "double dip recession" sound DELICIOUS? #
• #followfriday Women who should tweet more often @ladymarmite /via @rhodri SECONDED!! #
• Get your tickets now for White Mischief #steampunk night on Saturday March 27…includes Tesla coil lightning show. WhiteMischief.info #

This week’s tweets – 2010-02-19

• A city made from brand logos: http://www.logorama-themovie.com/ #
• Valentine's Night is over…one Mischief Maker proposed and his partner accepted! The first WM wedding? http://twitpic.com/13bcxc #
• Happy Valentine's Day, lovers. No more dinner seats left for our party tonight (returns only – phone venue), some show-only tickets left… #
• We're getting close to selling all the dinner tickets for tomorrow's Valentine's Night show…there are some show-only spaces too… #
• Big French Fancy. Share with 11 friends (or gorge alone.) Is there anything that can't be supersized these days? http://twitpic.com/12tlcx #

This week’s tweets – 2010-02-12

• ATTENTION STEAMPUNKS and NEO-VICTORIANS! White Mischief seeks exhibits / stallholders / crafts / makers for The Great Exhibition, March 27 #
• White Mischief in the Evening Standard – this was a week or so ago – http://bit.ly/5XMnYT #
• Some dinner tickets left for Sunday's show – including SCALES OF THE UNEXPECTED http://bit.ly/9afJnH or http://bit.ly/c78p3u (FB link) #
• I'm giving away a pair of (show-only) tickets for our Saint Valentine's Night http://bit.ly/9afJnH to the first two people to retweet this. #
• I just had a great time at Lady Luck Club…would highly recommend it to any other hep cats. #

This week’s tweets – 2010-01-15

• Promoter-clubby-festivally people: Which of you are hosting tents at festivals this summer or working with people who are? #
• Thanks to those who have already written in but White Mischief is looking for more newcomer performers…small fee paid…contact me. #
• White Mischief seeks a newcomer performer for each of its monthly Proud Cabaret gigs. Expenses plus winner plays Halloween. Spread word! #
• If you're a performer and you have an act about love / lust / romance…and if you're available the evening of Sun Feb 14…do contact me. #
• Just read that the Somali pirates are demanding $3 million for the return of the couple. Hasn't anyone told them there's a recession on? #

This week’s tweets – 2010-01-08

• When will I next have the pleasure of sharing bacon sandwiches with @Fauxred and @kittystryker ? And will at least one of them be married? in reply to Fauxred #
• Interview with The Wire creator David Simon – http://bit.ly/6XwkKT #
• Can someone recommend me a trusted data recovery company that they have first hand good experience of? I need to save a broken hard disk. #
• Lost and Found at White Mischief…Fiona's friend lost a top hat…if anyone has found a spare hat at the NYE party please let me know. #

This week’s tweets – 2010-01-01

• Thanks to tonight's White Mischief NYE cast, crew and Mischief Makers. Here's a pic by Jason Atomic! http://twitpic.com/w5vqu #

This week’s tweets – 2009-12-25

• Love to Lady Buxton of Norfolk (RIP Lord Buxton) for buying £500 of sandwiches for people stranded with her on a Eurostar train. #
• Friends, please spread the word: we're seeking door staff for White Mischief generally but also for NYE. Good pay and guestlist: contact me. #
• We're now down to the very last handful of tickets for White Mischief's New Year's Eve party….something like 17 left…tell your friends! #
• If you're ordering White Mischief NYE tickets as a Christmas gift, tonight is last chance before Royal Mail deadine: http://bit.ly/6LjQX3 #
• I'm filming a music video with my band Tough Love and just found out about RATM being #1. So pleased…and it's still a great pop song. #
• Four NYE dinner tickets left. Contact me to be put on dinner waiting list. Show-only tickets still on sale: http://bit.ly/6LjQX3 #
• Ketchup chocolate: all your favourite foodstuffs in one handy product! http://bit.ly/6R5nqI #

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