This week’s tweets – 2009-08-28

• I don't trust hotel guests who take an early morning run when they could be having a fried breakfast with unlimited free continental buffet. #
• Radio 4: "In a ruling to protect the rights of minority prisoners, pagan inmates were granted permission to keep twigs…for use as wands" #
• Staying in a hotel, thought I'd treat myself by checking out the TV. Discovered, after six minutes, that it has a Radio 4 button. Relief. #
• My sedan chair carriers are ill, so I'm forced to contend with pubic transport. 1hr, four changes and not a single studded velvet headrest. #
• Can anyone here either: a) recommend a great cheap London data recovery expert; or b) suggest a way for me to stave off impending misery…? #
• Congratulations to all those who made it across the quantum threshold into tonight's Paradox Club. Time travel welcomes careful drivers! #