This week’s tweets – 2010-03-05

• Headline of the week: Vatican chorister sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for papal gentleman-in-waiting http://bit.ly/dae6xN #
• http://blippy.com/ is a site that uploads your credit card purchases to the web for your mates to read. Some people have too much privacy. #
• Flash offer: if you want to see @tricityvogue and her jazz stylings on Sunday at Pizza In The Park for just £12 please contact her or me. #
• All I want for Christmas is 600 followers. I'm within 14 people of having 600…can you help? Please retweet. #
• If only all those people who are petitioning to save 6Music actually *listened* to 6Music… #
• Yes, strange old man on bus. Please do test out all your monophonic ringtones. That one's nice. And that one. Now JUST CHOOSE ONE damnit! #
• Culture jamming in London: "Suck My Goldman Sachs" beneath a picture of… (check photo link) http://twitpic.com/16ci8h #
• Isn't it nauseating reading those updates from people saying how hard they're working? No you're not: you're on Twitter all bloody day. #
• Hoodie next to me on bus playing hip hop loudly on speakerphone. I am responding by playing Radio 4's "Thinking Allowed" podcast full blast. #
• I just noticed that my number of followers has increased by about 40 in a few days. Who are you? Introduce yourselves, damnit! #
• Party people: did you SHORTBUS? If so check out my pals from San Fran http://j.mp/9BqeaP / @kinkysalonuk – Sat 13 party over 75% sold out. #
• Wouldn't it be great if there was a bus that could be directed to any destination? Hop on, tell them where you'd like to go, pay at end. #
• For the last week I woke every day with "Umbrella" in my head. Today: "Merry Christmas Santa Claus" by Max Headroom. http://j.mp/9ex7X3 #
• Switch your computer off and come to the White Mischief Revue at Proud Cabaret…six brilliant acts inc Marawa from La Clique + DJs, piano #
• McDonalds's strawberry milkshakes are delicious. Not sure how I know that as the machines are always broken. Good thing really. #