This week’s tweets – 2010-07-30

• Regret is asking an old lady if she'd like to take my seat on a packed bus, her agreeing… and me realising that she isn't old after all. #
• Just saw Toy Story 3. Spent at least a quarter of the running time weeping uncontrollably. Feel like I have post traumatic stress disorder. #
• “@emailbot: @white_mischief Security Warning: you just publicly posted an email address for spammers to collect.” Whoops so I did. @rhodri #

This week’s tweets – 2010-07-23

• http://rentafriend.com/unitedkingdom/ – at long last. How much would you pay for my friendship? Or would I have to pay you? #
• “@DavidGArnold: @Palomafaith Ive been in a room with Michael Nyman too” I think @McAlmonttweets / @davidmccalmont has too. Not me though. #
• Why must National Rail staff call the food carriage a "buffy"? Why can't they pronounce it correctly, ie boo-fay? #
• OK Cupid does it again: online daters are 2 inches shorter than they claim, 20% poorer and 80% less bisexual! #

This week’s tweets – 2010-07-16

• http://open.spotify.com/user/whitemischief/playlist/6ZQB17qbY8jN5erU8Cd3L4 #

This week’s tweets – 2010-07-09

• “@vixenette: In Back To The Future, when Doc set the clock for 25 years into the future, that day was today!!! Loves it.” (from yesterday) #

This week’s tweets – 2010-07-02

• Londoners: stop complaining about how hot it is. I don't remember any of you tweeting last week to say "thank goodness it's cold and rainy" #

This week’s tweets – 2010-06-25

• Once, 100s of people would queue to buy concert tickets. Today it's iPhones. Though now mostly men not teen girls! http://yfrog.com/iybw0j #
• At http://www.prangsta.co.uk getting another fabulous costume. I can't recommend them highly enough!! http://yfrog.com/afp1nj #
• This many officials are needed to monitor the 149 bus route. A police officer claimed it's illegal to film! Pls RT. http://yfrog.us/0trxhz #
• Here's how many officials needed to hijack a 149 bus. Police officer claimed it's illegal for me to film! Pls RT http://yfrog.us/0uazbz #
• Here's a new song wot I wrote with my band Tough Love – it's one for the patriarchs among you, titled Alpha Male: http://twiturm.com/co0rn #
• I'm going to Edinburgh Festival for first time ever. Where should I stay (or where do I book places to stay?) What shows should I see? #
• Had meeting at songwriter collection society PRS and ate delicious free sushi. Before songwriters complain: the caterers are in-house!! #

This week’s tweets – 2010-06-04

• I'm a judge on the Tournament of Tease tonight. Hope the contestants aren't too cruel to me! http://yfrog.com/0ufeuej #
• Enough with the poo talk! At least @caitlinmoran has kids… @popjustice , what's your excuse for this outbreak of potty mouth? in reply to caitlinmoran #

This week’s tweets – 2010-05-21

• Six things I think you'll enjoy – http://eepurl.com/ywM_ #
• My favourite new political discovery is that cabinet ministers get little wooden pen-rests. First cost to be cut? http://yfrog.com/2gg6wj #

This week’s tweets – 2010-05-14

• I'm a judge on the famous Tournament of Tease tonight…come down to Bethnal Green Working Mens Club! http://yfrog.com/0ayhtjj #
• Pre-election, Cameron talked about rolling up his sleeves and changing gov't on Friday morning. In the end he crept in on Tuesday night. #
• Seeing Gordon Brown leaving No. 10 I keep expecting Davina McCall to jump out shouting "Let's have a look back at your Best Bits!" #
• What happens when the PMs swap over? Does Gordon walk out with all his stuff in a box? Does Cameron sit amongst teacrates with a takeaway? #
• Passing Pete Docherty on King's Cross station platform. He looks bloody awful and his shoelaces are different colours. Just Say No, kids. #
• http://www.takebackparliament.com/ – demonstration for fair votes in the UK. Parliament Square, Saturday May 15, 2pm. Who's with me? #
• Let's hope that if there is a referendum on electoral reform, the population doesn't see it as a referendum on the Lib Dems. #
• I've been off Twitter and news all day. Absolutely delighted at the revelations. Is electoral reform on the way? #
• Full, insightful analysis of the UK's parliamentary "gridlock" and the possible outcomes: http://ow.ly/1IWQa /via @channel4news #
• Don't forget to go to Ben Hopper's exhibition today at the Pangea Project in London. #
• Brilliant visualisation from writer, genius and my mate @mccandelish showing exactly why we need electoral reform. http://yfrog.com/jcnjej #
• At the Kew Bridge Steam Museum with Jarmean, Ben Hopper …hoping to do a steampunk event here so watch this space. http://yfrog.com/jybi6mj #
• So Clegg's not going to stand in the way of a minority Tory government. Sad but at least he keeps his word. Another election this year then. #
• Listening to Nick Clegg give a speech. Wow. It's refreshing to hear a politician speak honestly, candidly and without the usual waffle. #

This week’s tweets – 2010-05-07

• Mathematically-speaking this is now a hung parliament #GE – no outright majority. I predict the Tories will try and force Gordon Brown out. #
• If you were in a queue, didn't get a ballot paper, didn't have your name on the list or were unable to vote: info@electoralcommission.org.uk #
• Tories 36.1%=289 seats, Labour 29.2%=245 seats, LibDeb 22.9%=51 seats. Do you see? The only change we need is ELECTORAL REFORM. Retweet pls. #
• RT this to all ( /via @bengoldacre ): 5.9m votes gets labour 178 seats, 4.8m votes gets libdems 36 seats. http://bit.ly/9CGWx9 #ge2010 #
• There is some good news: the Greens won their first ever parliamentary seat -well done Brighton and all the campsigners. #
• I'm going to sleep now. What's the chances I'll awake to riots in the street due to the scandalous polling station farrago? #
• I'm just off to vote. #
• Hunting for raw data from exit poll. What are the confidence intervals? /via @josephkibe (Erm yes! I want confidence intervals! I think…) #
• It's weird that the political leaders go on about making a change, because really Brits fear change and prefer things to be predictable. #
• Isn't it ironic that the political party talking most about wanting "change" are called the *Conservatives*…? #
• A 'swing seat' sounds fun on a number of levels. Unfortunately I suspect by the end of tonight I'll discover how tremendously dull they are. #
• For my American friends: this video probably sums up British politics better than anything else you will read today. http://bit.ly/97uApd #
• Will today be the last sunny day in London for the next five years? #
• Another guide to voting tactically today: http://bit.ly/awBCyr #
• A hung parliament could set in motion electoral reform so check http://bit.ly/cKFLsx and if you're in a marginal, please vote tactically! #
• In West London. Might as well be on Mars. Nothing recognisable. No-one is poor here. Everyone is white. Lots of sunglasses and nice shirts. #
• The Guardian tells you how to vote: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/apr/30/the-liberal-moment-has-come #
• Cameron wins third leg, according to the Guardian. That must be why the other two are doing the one-leg-kiss pose. http://yfrog.com/g0el0j #
• …and the overall vote doesn't count at all. It's like wanting John Lennon to win, forced to vote Noel Gallagher and getting NoWaySis. #
• In X Factor you vote for a singer you like and the one with the most votes wins. In UK politics you vote for a mate of the person you like.. #
• People say the UK electoral system is like X Factor, with the TV debates like the finals. But that's totally wrong. #

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